snot!

THE ONE THING THAT I CANT HANDLE WITH CHILDREN IS SNOT AND BUGGERS. EVEN TYPING THE WORD MAKES ME QUIVER. BLAKE TRIED TO TEACH ME HOW TO HOCK A LUGIE AND IN THE SMACK MIDDLE OF IT I BEGAN TO GAG PROFUSELY AND WANTED SOMEONE TO KILL ME INSTEAD.

ANYWAY....... TALIA HAS HIT A STAGE WHERE SHE MIMICS EVERYTHING I DO SO WHEN SHE CAME DOWN WITH A COLD I WAS DETERMINED TO TEACH HER THE JOY OF BLOWING HER NOSE. HER WORST NIGHTMARE IS THE DREADED "NOSE SUCKER" I STRADDLE HER WITH MY LEGS PINNING DOWN HER ARMS AND NECK AND THE SUCKING BEGINS..... SHE WHALES!!!! ...SO I THOUGHT IF SHE COULD FIGURE THIS OUT... BOTH OF OUR WORLDS WOULD BE CHANGED.....

TA-DA!!!!!